Rotten Apples? More like rotten grade because I decided to hand everything in very last minute and I hope you'll forgive me :(
JAWS:
First, lets start out with one of the greatest movies ever made, with the corny mechanical shark to the iconic beach shot of the officer being zoomed in on and ALL of this movies wonderful glory. This movie in my books would get a 9/10 not a full 10 just because of the shark, but actually, maybe I change my mind...full 10 because the shark adds to the fact that the movie is so iconic and it truly is what makes this movie so great. Ok, first of all this movie is so great that it actually blows my mind, it has one of the greatest battles EVER between shark and man unless you want to consider Sharknado, but I wouldn't if I was you because in all honesty that movie sucked no matter how many times I claim that it is actually good. Right now I am writing this review while it is 12:38am and I am considering just staying up even later just so I can rewatch that movie again because that's how good it was. The acting was great, soundtrack = GREAT, costume choices, GREAT everything was just GREAT! So, overall I would definitely recommend that you recommend this movie for someone to watch, and then I recommend that you recommend that they recommend this movie to someone and so on and so forth. 10/10 :P
JURASSIC WORLD:
Now, onto the second greatest movie that we have watched in media studies. Who could even hate this movie, that effect were great, the actors were amazing AKA Christ Pratt *insert heart eyes* and Nick Robinson *insert more heart eyes*. DO NOT worry I will include some amazing pictures of those two dreamboats at the end of this review. OK, dinosaurs, who doesn't love 'em? crazy people, that's who! I do not understand how this movie is so amazing and how one could not like it. I MEAN, c'mon, it really does have everything; suspense, thrillers, CHRIS PRATT, dinosaurs and things blowing up and guns being shot off at huge dinosaurs that could rip someone apart in 0.1 seconds, as the Indominus Rex demonstrated for us on many occasions in the film and we thank her for that. I'm pretty tired right now so this is not me really giving my all into this review as I should be, but I guess that's what I get for doing it VERY last minute. But, overall this is such a great movie and my rate for this movie would have to be 9/10 this is literally only because I would like to see more of Chris Pratt even though we see him in this in almost every single scene in this film, it still isn't enough for me and for many others I suspect as well. so yeah, 9/10 would recommend to everyone!
Citizen Kane:
Probably one of the worst movies ever. I know, I know that critics and by critics I mean Mr. Edwards raved so hard about this movie and how he thought it was the best. I have to disagree, not only because it was boring...well, mainly because it was boring but also because I didn't know what was going on half of the time. It was too confusing for me. I did not like how the movie kept going back and forth with flashbacks and then back into the real world that they were in at that moment. Like, I do not being confused when I watch movies, well, I do but not that confused. The only thing I liked about that movie was the whole Rosebud deal. I liked how they kept you in suspense in trying to figure out what Rosebud really meant. Like, who knew it was going to be (SPOILER ALERT) the skimpy old sleigh that he used to ride around on. Sorry, if you kept reading and did not know wha it was or if you don't care then so be it because me either. Well, back to the movie, this movie was terrible and I do not like being confused in the kinds of way that it was confusing me. I do not like flashback movies. End of story :) 5/10 only because of the Rosebud bit, that was pretty cool.
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